laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument

laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument

tiffanyrenee-allday:

prettybrowneyedcutie:

I swear! Like bro you don’t even wanna risk it

right then be mad at me when you fail

tiffanyrenee-allday:

prettybrowneyedcutie:

I swear! Like bro you don’t even wanna risk it

right then be mad at me when you fail

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

fawnbro:

real reasons bisexual women are likely to end up in long-term relationships with men:

  1. huge amounts of societal pressure to be heterosexual or at least hetero passing
  2. rewards, both legal and social, of heterosexual marriage
  3. fear of coming out as bisexual, except in anonymous self-reporting studies
  4. fear of accidentally flirting with straight women because of the stereotypes concerning homosexuality and predatory behaviours
  5. disappointment/resignation after a life full of unreciprocated crushes on straight women
  6. negative opinions about bisexuals making it difficult to find partners within the LGBTQ community

not a reason bisexual women are more likely to end up in long-term relationships with men:

  1. bisexuality isn’t a real orientation and we’re all secretly faking it

seerofsarcasm:

"There wasn’t any update last night" I say as I take a drag off my pipe and lean back into the rocking chair on my porch. "Too important of an event not to update." I stare out into the vastness of the internet, watching the storm slowly crawl in, barely visible in the distance.

"Flash is a-comin’."

wrynny:

actual footage of cr1tikal

wrynny:

actual footage of cr1tikal

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

maromaro613:

epesi:

Kirbee.

well tumblr’s been fun, thanks to all my followers who have stuck with me through this crazy journey.

maromaro613:

epesi:

Kirbee.

well tumblr’s been fun, thanks to all my followers who have stuck with me through this crazy journey.

random-feeds-on-gwuncan:

OKAY THIS VIDEO IS ICONIC TOO

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

An aesthetic is a fake leg (or arm) that people use when they got no limbs
Anonymous

theblackrichardcurtis:

jonasbrothers:

pretty sure that’s a prosthetic 

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Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)